Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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