North Korea, Best Korea!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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