My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I came so hard my ears popped.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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