Nicole vs. Life
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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