Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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