This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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