well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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