I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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