3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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