How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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