I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
