do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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