I bet he comes in French.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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