and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize