fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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