i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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