Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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