It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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