I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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