This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dick very happy bro
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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