she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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