So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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