I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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