she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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