why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
No subtext here. People are naked.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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