Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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