I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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