i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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