How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The air was thick with penises
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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