you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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