Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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