Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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