Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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