I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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