grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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