rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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