Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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