the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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