And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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