ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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