UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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