He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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