Operation Purity has been aborted
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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