i don't like sucking hair
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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