I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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