He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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