Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
As shirtless as possible
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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