let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
porn star boner night. come get it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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