dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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