Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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