I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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