Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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