Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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