I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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